it-hurts-to-post:

is-this-yuri:

thedisagreer:

empathviv:

This is a NO GIMMICK ACCOUNT ZONE

If your shit is called something like “we-rate-posts,” YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. GO HOME

I disagree

There’s a tension here that’s really interesting to observe. The OP is almost a call to action for gimmick blogs, inviting attention despite the contradiction. It comes across as almost tsundere, doesn’t it?

The call is answered by the perfect gimmick blog, calling out the contradiction by way of simple disagreement. The response is teasing and even domineering in the way it recontextualizes the entire post. It is the punchline, the center of attention, but wouldn’t exist without the original setup.

While it seems like this post could be seen as a negative interaction, I think it’s actually quite cute. It shows the kind of playful back and forth that could occur between two flirty girls.

Conclusion: This is yuri.

AHHHHHHHHH OW

were–ralph:

Where did you come from

Tumblr is my home….I never left

I left tumblr during the porn ban and now im back for no reason

Reddit Refugee

Twitter Refugee

Facebook Refugee

Some Other Site [Comment]

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

systemshocker:

toxins and sludge toxins and sludge im a little lad who loves toxins and sludge

midiport:

harry styles if he made good music

cosmonautroger:

Seinfeld

1000deer:

kira-serialfaggot:

1000deer:

kira-serialfaggot:

ramenboytwentyone:

ramenboytwentyone:

i saw someone post like. that people do tumblr truth or dare. and that sounds like the scariest thing ever

Oh okay! Truth or dare? :D

Truth

what is your country, state, county, street, zip code, address, and apt number if applicable

Hole in the ground.

33°56'44.2"N 107°59'02.5"W

I am a lizard and I am armed. Good luck

breaking bad

netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz:

hirudineo:

plutesboots:

dragonfurs:

dettlefff:

hotvampireadjacent:

vampirerite:

mnmix:

fiacres:

brucecity:

01:

virtua:

meteorherd:

fluido:

anthyies:

dragoncrocs:

iiota:

cassandragemini:

astralynx:

madz-the-3rd:

vuhii:

effemimaniac:

tub-blog:

And the ultimate bloging begins

reallybadblackoutpoems:

meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes

“who give a shit”

guidancerune:

i wonder if the guy who wore his tie as a belt still works here

sharkypal:

i think about this a lot

depsidase:

ispyspookymansion:

ispyspookymansion:

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

eggplantmaniac420:

Coca Cola preemptively changes tagline to “There’s Nothing Wrong With Coca Cola”

guidancerune:

genuinely i think tumblr would be a better website if it got deleted from the apple app store, reversed the porn ban, and forced people to use it as a website/web app instead. cohost does that and it works great. failing that, lie to apple and just allow nsfw anyway because fuck app store moderation requirements

except that the app store thing is blown way out of proportion - they got removed because they had a child porn problem and used that as an excuse to be Moral And Upstanding and ban porn altogether since it’s significantly easier to run a site w/o any porn whatsoever esp. when it comes to dealing with payment processors etc.

if the app store forbade any app with porn on it then twitter and reddit wouldn’t be there. and if they REALLY wanted to be sure they could just do what discord and reddit already do and add a toggle on the website to enable adult content in their mobile apps - that way no unsuspecting minor could just download the app and get blasted with hog unless they intentionally enabled it (something they could even do with an age gate! wow!)

yeah apple and google have bad and annoying policies but they had nothing to do with tumblr banning porn.